Hello boys and girls. Today's lesson comes to us from "Big Trouble in Little China":

"You just listen to the old Pork Chop Express and take his advice on a dark and stormy night. Alright? When some wild eyed eight foot tall maniac grabs your neck; taps the back of your favorite head up against the bar room wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if you payed your dues. You just stare that big sucker right back in the eyes, and you remember what old Jack Burton always says in a time like that. Have you payed your dues, Jack? Yes, sir! The check is in the mail." - Jack Burton