Mundane Dragons have a purely ethereal cave to store things in not available to their magical brethren. It's called an Exchange mail box and it allows thought to be stored in the form of a magnetic field cast in oxide. Yes, yes, it's rumoured that some Magic Dragons can store souls in precious stones, but we digress.

In as much as one of my thought storage hiddie holes is gone on the 15th, I'm doing a little cleaning. I came across this and had to share. It was written by someone I know who was around 10 at the time.

If the World Was Crazy

If the world was crazy, you know what I'd eat?
A quart of pudding and a sandwich of feet.
A roast of egg nog and then I'll buy,
Some stomach pie and a clock from the sky.
A nice pizza desk and a post omelette.
A hamburger mat with past chocolate vomit.
A paper tasting cake with hands made of daises.
And that's what I'd eat if the world was crazy.

If the world was crazy, you know what I'd wear?
A pair of raisin shoes and a tie made of pears.
A pair of skittle glasses, A white chocolate shirt.
I'd smoke sausage cigars and wear a lemonade skirt.
I'd call the boys Mary and I'd call the girls Mike.
I'd drive a spaghetti car and ride a beef bike.
A piece of hair for when it got hazy.
To dry my umbrella if the world was crazy.

If the world was crazy know what I'd do?
I'd swim on the ground and walk on the poo.
I'd play with the flu and whine when I'm done.
I'd trash the school yard just for some fun.
I'd become a police officer and shoot everyone.
I'd become a fireman and use water scum.
And the greatest of women would be lazy
So I'd be queen if the world was crazy.

Damn, he'll be able to do some incredible Ultimate cheers when he get's older!