Boring Bad, No More Boring

Back at the lair my non-mundane dragon colleagues must be having a good laugh at my expense. What do they care about paper. I should have burned a page from their book before I got myself into trouble. But, I'M DONE!!!! ... i'm-done-i'm-done-i'm-done-i'm-done. Finished on Saturday. Don't ever want to do that again. If you're ever feeling too cool and need some dork-a-tude to tone things down - just say you're spending 5 days to clean out a home office. Trust me, cool will run fleeing. If you ever do find yourself in this position: lie! Umm, I'm researching a magazine article on arcane tortures.

Now, cleaning can be good. For example, polishing up the espresso machine. With the help of my resident coffee expert, trained (by proxy) by Howard Shultz, I cleaned the dust and crud out of my machine. Finishing the job produces its own reward. Mmmmmm, Nectar of the Gods. [Add your own reverb and echo effect]

Books (Started):
Ripping Time (A Time Scout Novel) - Robert Asprin, Linda Evans

Books (Finished):
Round Ireland with a Fridge - Tony Hawks
Sir Stalwart (Book One of the King's Daggers) - Dave Duncan
The Crooked House (Book Two of the King's Daggers) - Dave Duncan

Movies:
America's Sweethearts